Wednesday, February 10, 2016

10 Potential Titles for Books I Want to Write

When I finally get around to publishing all my books, these are the titles that they will have.

1.  The Smell of Freshly Ground Coffee

2.  Your Earwax on Fire:  An Anthology

3.  How to Wear Edible Underwear (And OWN It!)

4.  Never Underestimate the Power of a Crackhead

5.  Chinese People, Mexican People--Whatever, We're All Just People! (Except for Germans)

6.  How to Win at Backgammon

7.  What is Mommy Doing Now that Daddy is Dead?

8.  Understanding the Basic Underpinnings of Cigar Wrapping

9.  Methods of Repulsion

10.  The Great Gatsby



Friday, November 7, 2014

If You Did...

If you really loved your husband, you would stop clenching your jaw when you give him head.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Ransom

Your dog will get his wart chopped off unless you send me 5,000 US dollars by August 29th at 3:00 a.m. sharp.