10 Potential Titles for Books I Want to Write

When I finally get around to publishing all my books, these are the titles that they will have.

1.  The Smell of Freshly Ground Coffee

2.  Your Earwax on Fire:  An Anthology

3.  How to Wear Edible Underwear (And OWN It!)

4.  Never Underestimate the Power of a Crackhead

5.  Chinese People, Mexican People--Whatever, We're All Just People! (Except for Germans)

6.  How to Win at Backgammon

7.  What is Mommy Doing Now that Daddy is Dead?

8.  Understanding the Basic Underpinnings of Cigar Wrapping

9.  Methods of Repulsion

10.  The Great Gatsby